Scene: A giant cross-shaped ship approaches the Enterprise, burning copies of the Constitution for fuel. "I am Nedflanders of Christ. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service us."
Picard: "Worf! Shields to full!"
Nedflanders: "We are the Borgs for Christ. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our banned list. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."
Worf: "It's no good, captain! Bible tracts reported on decks 2 through 7!"
Data: "They've accessed our mainframe. All science documents are being overwritten with 'Answers in Genesis' pages."
Picard: "Launch Darwin torpedos!"
Worf: "Minimal effect. They've raised anti-intelligence shields."
Nedflanders: "Logic is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. We wish to salvation ourselves. You will escort us to sector 777 where you will be converted. If you attempt to intervene, you will burn in hell."
Picard: "Fire the Ingersoll phasers--full Dawkins strength!"
Data: "It's working, sir. Borgs for Jesus are retreating."
Picard: "For now, Data. I fear we may have overdone it. By using our atheist weaponry, Borgs for Jesus now regard us as a grave threat to their very existence. They will be back...."
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Funny stuff! I'm a Trekkie myself..live long and prosper...