When you were fired "last time" I wrote:
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Imus,
Boy did you screw up.....again....but I forgive you. I haven't heard your ranting and raving for some years now, but you are a part of my fondest memories of New York. I still remember and have repeated (to my self-immolating shame) a joke about a ####-out hippie being able to successfully perform a bird call ("Hey bird, come here!"). You're right, of course, I might just be as sick as you are.
Ok. Enough nice. Are you friggin' ####? Really. You've interviewed, made fun of and lambasted the most powerful, the richest, the most famous people in the world. You've raised money for kids and turned your ranch into an oasis for kids with cancer. You've raised millions of dollars for veterans. You were my personal hero until recently.....I found out you are a vegetarian!
I just can't believe it. Say it isn't so!
I'm sorry you got fired, but geez, a vegetarian. What a blow!
Your friend and long time fan,
Dennis "Doc" Knowles
PS About that Rutgers thing. You really should reconsider your comments. Those are some pretty talented girls. They probably have way better table manners than you do and besides, I bet most of them are not vegans. And, by the way, if you really are a racist, take that gun you carry around and shoot yourself in the head. Otherwise, good luck with the New York Unemployment Office. Those lines are really long!
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Now that the same fools who fired you in the first place are going to re-hire you I say,
I guess those New York unemployment lines were just toooooo damned long eh? It'll be good to have you back on the air. This time though, just make fun of the president. He's stupid enough for all of us and you'll never run out of material. Leave the girls at Rutgers alone. However, you could take a few shots at Sharpton....what a marooon!
Still your friend and long time fan,
Dennis "Doc" Knowles