The preacher
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>>A preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation
>>that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation, as no
>>one wants him to leave.
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>>Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city stands up and
>>proclaims, "If the preacher stays, I will provide him with a new
>>Cadillac every year and his wife with A Honda mini-van to transport
>>their children."
>>The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.
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>>Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands up and says,
>>"If the preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary
>>and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of
>>all his
>>children!" More s ighs and loud applause.
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>>Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Preacher
>>stays, ..... I will give him sex!"
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>>There is total silence, The preacher, blushing, asks her, "Mrs. Jones,
>>whatever possessed you to say that?" Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake Is
>>now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and
>>shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies,
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>>"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help" and he said, "Screw
>>the Preacher!"
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>>P.S. "Isn't senility something else?" "Lord, keep Your arm around my
>>shoulder and Your hand over my mouth