Bush Conspiracy Forces Lower Gasoline Prices
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If lowering taxes to stimulate the economy were not enough, just look at what President Bush has done for us now. In one of the widest ranging conspiracies in history, requiring a worldwide labyrinth of coordination with everyone who has anything whatsoever to do with the price of crude oil, not to mention controlling hurricane activity and geopolitical events, our president is driving down the pump price of gasoline by still-plummeting percentages since midsummer highs.
What a President! The power! The compassion! The action! By a guy who just gets it done and goes to bed by nine.
So what does he get for his effort? Respect? Gratitude? A populace awestruck that he could and would take such devious, conspiratorial action to whack the profits of his buddies in Big Oil just for us?
Nay, nay, fellow citizens. He gets 42 percent of the people, two-thirds of whom are Democrats, saying he "deliberately manipulated the price of gasoline so that it would decrease before this fall's election."