As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So TODAY at 4 p.m. Eastern time, all American woman are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. It is recommended that you circle your block for at least one hour. For this anti-terrorist effort, ALL MEN are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house in order to prove they are not Taliban and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for ALL American women. Since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity!!

No complaints here. :)

HAHAHA we finally agree on something...;)

ROFLMAO!! :^O

There wasn't much of a turn out. Oh lot's of men wound up outside in lawn chairs, but the where were the women? I think we need to redo this ever week until we get it right. :)

Remember, the Taliban has modesty requirements for men, too. So I think we'd have more success if the men in lawn chairs were required to be completely nude as well. No need to feel embarrassed, however. The men will be welcome to hold their ice-cold six pack in their laps to protect their modesty. :p

Re: Remember, the Taliban has modesty requirements for men, too. So I think we'd have more success if the men in lawn chairs were required to be completely nude as well. No need to feel embarrassed, however. The men will be welcome to hold their ice-cold six pack in their laps to protect their modesty. :p
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That was really funny!

"You know it is against Christianity also."

 

There is a difference between a sin and a decree for suicide.