So, if you get an e-mail from your kid in Iraq saying the military is not feeding them..... Be sure to raise cane about it because it is probably true.

That way, both you AND your kid will face court-martial for insubordination and treason.

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LOL, you don't get court martialed for insubordination.  A Company Grade Article 15 maybe but not a court martial unless the accused requests it.  And the UCMJ doesn't apply to the parent.  And treason doesn't even come into the picture here.