Mountain Dew is consumed no more is southest Kentucky than it is anywhere else.  I have no idea what that horse [manure] was all about.

I mean, honestly...Mountain Dew?

I have all of my teeth too, BTW.  There are dentist in my home town, and they are quite good too.  The coal mines have good dental insurance, so my teeth were always taken care of.

I was always more of an RC person.