Teachers say students know less about history and civics than ever. I guess we proved it. The Secret Service threatened to arrest us for protesting in disguise. Silly us. We thought The Klan Act of 1871 applied to - you know - the Klan.
Thank the good Lord we hadn't tried to do something more serious, like, celebrating Guy Fawkes Day. Next Halloween, be sure to pick the most banal meaningless costume you can find; and remember, having a sense of humor can be dangerous..