I'm very disappointed Rick Warren canceled on George's show at the last minute. What an odd reversal. I have to rid my doorstep of proselytizers. Recently, I got rid of two Mormons by inviting them to handle a few of the snakes to prove they were right."
we need not fear snakes. They are honest and beautiful. Only white-color religious people are scared of them.
Are Ribbis comfy with them, or are they Satan to them?
It is too bad he canceled..... Christians sort of need their own, "Ask a Rabbi." I have several theological questions.
1. If the snake talked in Eden, and the donkey talked to Balaam, will animals talk in heaven? animals talk alll the time. We just don't know their language. Hebrews wrote that, so we know what they think. 2. A minister, a priest and a rabbi get in a boat..... Does this ever happen? "I saw Allah and Buddha, sittin' at the Savior's feast, while up in the sky an Arabian Rabbi fed Quaker Oats to a Priest. Pretty good, not bad, I can't complain, but all them G_ds are just about all the same." (Prine, 1974) 3. Since Jesus was physically resurrected, does he hover in the air? Or is heaven a physical place? Ain't in our dimension. He lives through a Spirit within Christians now - the Holy Spirit. Where is the mesach? kinda late ain't he? Why are you waiting still? 4. Can a fundamentalist be an egg donor? Or are they required to train up the child in the way he should go? lol ain't takin' no eggs from them, nor their kids. How about the Mujadim? 5. The Holocaust..... Why? Surely you know. 6. Christian Rock...... Why? Money-grubbing hymns got boring. Cosher songs always were sad and boring. Who wants to cry as many times as possible?? 7. Is Anne Coulter possessed? Who wud ever want to have her? 8. Why do bad churches happen to good people? Yes good people go to bad churches which wants their tithes and donation$ They fall for it every time. Do Bad synagogues happen to good people?
1. If the snake talked in Eden, and the donkey talked to Balaam, will animals talk in heaven?
animals talk alll the time. We just don't know their language.
Hebrews wrote that, so we know what they think.
2. A minister, a priest and a rabbi get in a boat..... Does this ever happen?
"I saw Allah and Buddha, sittin' at the Savior's feast, while up in the sky an Arabian Rabbi fed Quaker Oats to a Priest. Pretty good, not bad, I can't complain, but all them G_ds are just about all the same." (Prine, 1974)
3. Since Jesus was physically resurrected, does he hover in the air? Or is heaven a physical place?
Ain't in our dimension. He lives through a Spirit within Christians now - the Holy Spirit.
Where is the mesach? kinda late ain't he?
Why are you waiting still?
4. Can a fundamentalist be an egg donor? Or are they required to train up the child in the way he should go?
lol ain't takin' no eggs from them, nor their kids.
How about the Mujadim?
5. The Holocaust..... Why?
Surely you know.
6. Christian Rock...... Why?
Money-grubbing hymns got boring.
Cosher songs always were sad and boring. Who wants to cry as many times as possible??
7. Is Anne Coulter possessed?
Who wud ever want to have her?
8. Why do bad churches happen to good people?
Yes good people go to bad churches which wants their tithes and donation$
They fall for it every time.
Do Bad synagogues happen to good people?
Yes, these are the questions we should have asked Rick.