The dad saw fit to get into bed with the most dishonored and deeply evil of companies Lyric the purple dinosaur people to pimp out the kids first birthday.  Wow.  OK so you needed money and now you got some from Satan.

Do the right thing, give the kid a chance and take your life PRIVATE and stop pimping for dinero proving everyones worst thoughts about you were right Larry.  Break your contract with the devil.